Page 1 of 1
Having a good time!
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:06 am
by wiii
I propose this topic to be with jokes and things that make us feel good
and will serve also to keep us positive !!
Only with Michael agreement!!
Thank you all!
wiii
Re: Having a good time!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:59 am
by wiii
Ok I'll start!
Two cops were having a chat at home!
one asks the other:Hey man why do you put your child to sleep on the top of the wardrobe?
And the other says:
You know man....last time when he fell of from the baby bed I didn't heard it!!
wiii
Re: Having a good time!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:22 pm
by Summerlander
LMAO!!!
That's funny!
Re: Having a good time!
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:35 am
by Phanes
Two fish in a tank, one says the other: "How do you drive this thing?"
Re: Having a good time!
Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:09 am
by wiii
A biker,calls his friend(also a biker) at 3 in the morning:
-sup dude,you sleepin' ?
-Yeah dude,what's the problem?
-Could you give me an advice if I ask you?
-Yeah dude sure,just say it quick,i;m sleepy!
-Ok,well,a half a hour ago,I heard my wife got up from the bed,dressed and went out! I dressed up quick,went after her,and saw her getting in a car with some dude...I rapidly jumped on my bike,and follow them...they stopped few kilometers outside the city,and start having sexual relationship in the car dude....
So as I was hiding behind my bike,I saw a little spot of oil leaking from the bike!
You think I could repair it myself,or i need to go to a mechanic?