Lucid Dreaming and OBE Discussion Board

There's a good thread on 'dreamviews' called "Dream Characters Say the Damndest Things." I thought that it might be much more fun here since there are so many fewer people.

Two of my favorites:

1.I'm spinning to maintain in this town environment while surrounded by people milling about.I'm watching the moon above as I do so. I hear the people call out around me " Hey! Stop that..you're messing us up!" 


2.I'm in another city street and my goal is to find a doctor. I turn down an alleyway toward some people and ask: " is there a doctor here?"  One guy shrugs and points to his friend and says: " No, but he's a mortician.."

Well, there one I can recall now from a phase resident dressed like a gangster.  He approached me and said:  "Hey, Jimmy, you smoke?"

Even though my name is not Jimmy and I had already quit the ciggies, I said to him "yeah, I smoke..."

He also lit my cigar too! 

Haha these ar funny! Can't wait to see more!

I set out to find a guru, met a man dressed in white linen pants and white shirt, with tousled sandy-colored hair.  So I asked him, What can I do to improve my life?  He thought for a moment, tapped the side of his head with his finger, and said, "I haven't got the slightest idea!"

Some guru! 

I've heard a lot of such stories on seminars. So much that I never memorize it. Next time I'll try to memorize some of them and write it here.

The most funniest things come from trying to obtain usefull information from the phase.

There's many pranks and statements I witness that makes me LOL but one in particular I would like to share from a good friend of mine (he hangs out with me all the time even though he's not alive anymore). I was joking around with some friends as I was dressed like Scooby Doo for Halloween at an IHOP. I yell out: "I'M A MAN" then my buddy adds on: "That's what she said". Almost choked because of him, maybe he wanted more company?