There's a good thread on 'dreamviews' called "Dream Characters Say the Damndest Things." I thought that it might be much more fun here since there are so many fewer people.
Two of my favorites:
1.I'm spinning to maintain in this town environment while surrounded by people milling about.I'm watching the moon above as I do so. I hear the people call out around me " Hey! Stop that..you're messing us up!"
2.I'm in another city street and my goal is to find a doctor. I turn down an alleyway toward some people and ask: " is there a doctor here?" One guy shrugs and points to his friend and says: " No, but he's a mortician.."
"The closer you get to the meaning;the sooner you'll know that you're dreaming" -Dio
I set out to find a guru, met a man dressed in white linen pants and white shirt, with tousled sandy-colored hair. So I asked him, What can I do to improve my life? He thought for a moment, tapped the side of his head with his finger, and said, "I haven't got the slightest idea!"
There's many pranks and statements I witness that makes me LOL but one in particular I would like to share from a good friend of mine (he hangs out with me all the time even though he's not alive anymore). I was joking around with some friends as I was dressed like Scooby Doo for Halloween at an IHOP. I yell out: "I'M A MAN" then my buddy adds on: "That's what she said". Almost choked because of him, maybe he wanted more company?
