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I propose this topic to be with jokes and things that make us feel good
and will serve also to keep us positive !!
Only with Michael agreement!!
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Ok I'll start!
Two cops were having a chat at home!
one asks the other:Hey man why do you put your child to sleep on the top of the wardrobe?
And the other says:
You know man....last time when he fell of from the baby bed I didn't heard it!!


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:D LMAO!!!

That's funny! ;D
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Two fish in a tank, one says the other: "How do you drive this thing?"
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A biker,calls his friend(also a biker) at 3 in the morning:
-sup dude,you sleepin' ?
-Yeah dude,what's the problem?
-Could you give me an advice if I ask you?
-Yeah dude sure,just say it quick,i;m sleepy!
-Ok,well,a half a hour ago,I heard my wife got up from the bed,dressed and went out! I dressed up quick,went after her,and saw her getting in a car with some dude...I rapidly jumped on my bike,and follow them...they stopped few kilometers outside the city,and start having sexual relationship in the car dude....
So as I was hiding behind my bike,I saw a little spot of oil leaking from the bike!
You think I could repair it myself,or i need to go to a mechanic?
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