Re: Phase Brawling

[Barnacle]

One of my favourite activities in the phase state is to fight. Last fight I got in was with a gang of farmers. I was flying and landed on the farm and attempted to hijack the farmers tractor but he didn't take too kindly to that so he called his friends over and before I had to take 5 of them on. One of them had a pitch fork, the rest were using their fists. I destroyed them pretty easily but it was still good fun. Its not always so easy though, one phase I ran into Neo from the matrix and he was tough as hell, I had to beat him over the head with a fire extinguisher and throw him out the window and I still didn't know if he was gonna come back into the building so I just jumped out the window. I had a pretty horrible experience where I ran into Bas Rutten and although I knew it wasn't gonna end well for me, I started a fight with him. Within seconds he had me in this chokehold type move and was punching my in the kidneys so I made an emergency exit lol. If you don't know who Bas Rutten is, watch this and you'll understand lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-fH6zfV4BE

[TheOnerous]

Ha ha, excellent.  Fight people, and if you're losing just run away.